Trophy Case
June-July 2008 Humor Press www.HumorPress.com bimonthly contest.
April-May 2008 Humor Press www.HumorPress.com bimonthly contest.
Um, yeah, that’s it. The case has a few empty shelves, but dusting is a breeze.
Wait, don’t leave! Look here, in this miscellaneous drawer...
- June 2008 – A surprise award from the U.S. Government, a cash prize of $600. Wow, I had no idea that the D.C. area resonated with my humor and…What? You got money too? Everyone did??
- 2005 – Set a personal record – 11 months – in not balancing my checkbook. Oh, the freedom!!
- August 1984 Triathlon – No, not the wussy Ironman. We’re talkin’ the really famous one in Wisconsin—the Milkman. Won First Place of all women in my age group. Actually, I may have been the only female that age, but still….
- March 1968 – After weeks of grueling study in physiology, I scored an A- on my blood test. Only 3% of the population received this grade.
- January 1948 – Successfully completed nine months of intensive immersion studies in personal development, and received a Certificate of Birth from the State of Wisconsin.
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